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Saturn's Invading Hostiles Look Strange

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Max Max is A Story From Saturn Where Hostages Are Taken To Saturn From Earth...

Saturn Kidnaps Soldiers' Wives

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Saturn Aliens Eat Soldiers' Babies

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After Earth Babies Are Eaten, Women Are Turned Into Cows

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Saturn Is Earth's #1 Aggressive Invader

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Saturn shines like a yellowish-white "star" of moderate brightness. The famous rings are visible only in a telescope. They were at their maximum tilt toward Earth in October 2017 and are now closing to our line of sight They will turn edge-on to the Earth during the spring of 2025. 

Saturn starts 2023 within the boundaries of the constellation Capricornus the Sea Goat, crossing over into the constellation Aquarius the Water Carrier, on Feb. 13 where it remains for the rest of the year. It appears on evenings from Jan. 1 to Jan. 30; mornings from March 6 to Aug. 26; then evenings again from Aug. 27 to Dec. 31. 

Saturn is brightest in 2023 from Aug. 18 to Sept. 11. Saturn is at opposition to the Sun on Aug. 27. Saturn and Venus will appear very close to each other on the evening of Jan. 22.  

Saturn Is a Puffer Fish Called Bumper. Catch Bumper Immediately!

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Track And Kill Saturn From Earth's Northern Hemisphere

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Track And Kill Saturn From Earth's Southern Hemisphere

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Target Saturn's Head

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Kill Bumper Immediately

Puffer Must Be Tortured To Release All Toxins For Eating